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descriptive phrases that generally proceed my name : "likes to break things", "swears aloud at inappropriate occasions", "doodles during crucial yet uninteresting moments in class", and last but not least, "doesn't give 2 scabs off a walrus's back fat".

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I love Newgrounds. Problem is, I can't draw worth a flip, but I can write. If Fulp opens up a literature portal or if somebody needs me for some voice acting, I'm on that sh##. Until then, I plan on reviewing like there's no tomorow. You don't have to like it. That's what criticism is all about: brutal opinion. There wouldn't be a comment feature if it weren't meant to be. Ultimately, authors get the last word, and that kind of pisses me off sometimes, BUT as long as my review is out there, an author response can only mean more attention. I'm not here to troll. I'm here to judge. ><

Recent Game Medals

Coconuts!! 10 Points Did I see a coconut? Medal Stats.
Daily puzzle 10 Points Clear calendar puzzle. You can enjoy daily puzzle from now! Medal Stats.
Easy Master 25 Points Clear all easy Puzzles Medal Stats.
Normal Puzzle Key 10 Points Clear last Easy puzzle Medal Stats.
Drunken 50 Points Drink 4 alcohol and beverage Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Impatient Douche 5 Points Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything. Medal Stats.
Jackson Combo 10 Points You Get the Picture, Right? Medal Stats.
Hamilton Combo 5 Points Get a Kill Combo of 10 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 212 (From 43 different games.)